I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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