Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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