just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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