I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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