4 words: hood of his car
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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