quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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