I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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