so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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