I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am one with the molecules
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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