Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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