Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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