How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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