is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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