Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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