do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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