id be glad to
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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