Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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