If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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