Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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