so that wasnt chicken after all
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
