I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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