he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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