yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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