i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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