I'm drive I can fine osifer
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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