Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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