My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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