I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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