matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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