so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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