"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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