Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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