I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
