At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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