I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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