dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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