I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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