no, he came in my armpit
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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