I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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