I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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