dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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