I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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