Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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