Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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