New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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