I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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