I wish i was in the wii world.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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