he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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