yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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