No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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