You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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