fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
