hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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