she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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