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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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