i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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