butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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