guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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