So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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